The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words.

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

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joop chun. lol.

Nine months.

its almost two hours since they landed and the airport is only 30 minutes away from my house.. i think they are lost.. haha.. opps.. din mean to laugh.. that just escape from my mouth..

but i think they are reaching soon.. =) kinda excited. havent seen them for nine months.. cant wait to bring them around but hopefully we dont end up seeing the Dutch Lady as i always have a tendency of going to see her.. hehe..

had a little hiccup earlier. i lost the europcar booking number but they found it in the end..

bags packed? check.
kitchen cleaned? check.
living room cleaned? check.
room cleaned? check.
floor vacuumed? check.
toilets cleaned? check.
all others swept under the carpet? check.


joop chun.

Lesson Learnt #1

Scenario : You were meeting your friend at the bus-stop outside her house to go shopping together. However because of the steep mountains, summer sun and extreme heat, your walking speed was greatly decreased which caused you to miss the bus. On top of that, the next bus would come in an hour's time. What would you do?


Options
A : take off all your clothes and *censor censor censor* (suggested by mr goldfish)

B : say bye to your friend and walk home. swore to yourself to boycott bus stops on sundays and that the next time you climb the mountain and walk in the extreme heat again would be on days...

like this..

or maybe like this..

C : walk back to your friend's house and let the housemates laugh at you for the next hour, for missing the bus which they had already predicted hours ago.. and give your shopping trip a miss because shops are going to close soon anyway..

Lesson learnt : do not miss the bus on sundays.. argh..


* stop it. before its too late..


joop chun..

Secret.

secret [see-krit] noun : something kept hidden or unexplained

It took me quite awhile to complete it because i do not have much time to do it secretly. But today, i finally completed the something i kept hidden and unexplained today.. =) secret will be revealed soon..


joop chun..

A Day in the City.

19 days to his birthday.
30 days till going home.
38 days till christmas.

Exams are finally over. Though still not very confident about passing my first paper, i went to the city to breathe some fresh air , shop and eat!

The city was filled with the festive season mood - chirstmas tree, decorations and lights were up, and christmas sales are everywhere!

=)

my black white loot..

joop chun..

Ciao!

Its not any special day today, just that i am a day older than yesterday. I finally 'licked' all my three papers. Hail storm finally fell while i am here in brisbane, but i was in the exam hall so did not managed see it.. argh..

Credits.. *drumrolls*
First of all, i would like to thank mr jk for spending hours to help me brainstorm of a blog address. Special thanks to mr goldfish for helping me set up this blog while i was mugging for my exams. And last but not least, to my princess sophia for making all these possible.


joop chun..

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