Train Rides.

Nowadays, train rides are getting more and more exciting for me.. Everyones like playing Bingo on the train but each only have a number.

Objective : get a seat and keep it as long as possible.
How to play?

• people sitting down are called "numbers"
• people standing up are called "standers"
• you enter the game as a stander
• choose a number who you think might be getting off soon and stand in front of it
  
• if the number you choose gets off, you get the seat and you become a number
  
• as a number, you must try and keep your seat until your stop
• if you do, you win!
  

Hot tips:

1. if you change your mind because you spotted another better number, just squeeze to your desired direction pretending that its the crowd that just boarded the train is pushing you.
   
2. its okie if you are not accurate choosing your number. just be fat-assed, fast and thick-skinned. so long you spot an empty seat, just chong to the seat that might be 10 seats away from the one you choose and sit down..
3. here comes the tricky part - the art of sitting down. most of the time there will be more than one stander choosing the same number. its all about angle and body posture. when you are one step away from the seat, face your body away from the seat and try to slide under your opponent and onto the seat. sound difficult but practice makes perfect.
   
4. when you become a number, there will be standers in front of you now. be hard-hearted even the stander is a little kid or an elderly. the little kids can sit on their parents' feet, who most probably are standers too. some standing leg exercise would do the elderly some good. so dont worry about them.
   
5. if you really have problems holding on to your seats : you can pretend that you really need the seat by sleeping, reading newspaper, looking stress, etc. the bottom line : act busy.
6. if you can hold on to your seat till your stop, you win!

i sux at the game. so tired of the crowd too. always being pushed here and there. sigh.

shame on you all..
she was making noises, dint you all hear her?
she was tired and sitting on her standing mama's feet, dint you all see her?
hope tomorrow when you all wake up, you would all hear and see better.
nites.




joop chun.

Sick.

Was sick the whole of yesterday and today. Lying in bed the whole day, too weak to move, and worrying about not being able to turn up for work on monday. Have a few deadlines to meet very soon. sigh.. i hate working.

PS was calling up me up every now and then to check if i was feeling any better and tried to cheer me up by talking about the upcoming kl trip that we were planing. anit him sweet..?

Top 4 places in KL i want to go:

1. the eye on malaysia
2. KLCC
3. berjaya times square
4. midvalley maga mall
   

=)


No mangoes please.




joop chun.